Easy Wing Recipe

Wings aren't hard.  You can do this.  I swear.

1. Buy wings at store
2. Fry wings ( you can bake them but where's the fun in that?) I have a fryer but oil in a pan will do.
(you can coat them in flour or not. I do. I think they get crispier.)
3. Mix Frank's hot sauce ( or really any) with butter  (you don't need a measurement ) and melt.  Add some chopped garlic if ya want. Taste it. Want them spicier? See 3. A   Sweeter?  See 3. B
3. A. add cayenne, pepper or chili powder
3. B. add molasses or brown sugar
4. Taste it again.
5. Coat wings in sauce
6. Have a side of blue cheese on hand for the cooling effect. NEVER ranch. Garnish with celery.
7. Eat the wings.
8. Be happy you aren't in some crowded bar listening to the Black Eyed Peas with people that actually like that band.